pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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