And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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