please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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