I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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