So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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