You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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