My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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