But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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