would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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