We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
