like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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