I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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