i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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