Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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