Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
im calling her cock vulture from now on
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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