Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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