that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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