The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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