More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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