She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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