Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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