Whod you bang
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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