I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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