You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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