i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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