If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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