In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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