they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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