i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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