I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Randomize
