Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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