awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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