if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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