So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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