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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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