Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
