? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You have to summon your inner elephant
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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