i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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