I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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