Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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