So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
