How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
this will be a night to untag.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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