Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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