I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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