I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
