i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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