Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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