Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
