I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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