So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
