Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
