did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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