id be glad to
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Randomize
