Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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