If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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