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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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