I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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