im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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