I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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